Gender Reveal Lasagna is Genius

I hope you’re excited!! Cause I have some great news…people have found a whole new way of showing you if they are having a boy or a girl. If you haven’t heard…people these days love taking up Saturday afternoons for gender reveal parties. It’s all the rage for us Millennials.

They usually do something stupid at these things…you know like maybe hitting a golf ball or maybe even hitting a baseball. Unfortunately, things don’t always go to plan. They either shank the golf ball or they get a cool breeze on the swing for the baseball. Like I said, stupid stuff.

Well, now people are starting to incorporate food. How genius is that? Well, let me tell you…it’s brilliant. And it’s not just any food, no no no. They used a lasagna. It’s just about the best thing I’ve read all year. Nope, scratch that. It’s the best thing I’ve read in my entire life. Makes me wish I would’ve knocked up a girl just so I could’ve thought of it first.

There’s nothing inherently stupid about revealing a very intimate detail of your life through noodles and blue ricotta. Bringing two things together that people love, babies and Italian food. What could go wrong? The invitation probably read “Come find out if we’re having a boy or girl, please take home lasagna if you want some more.” Nope, nothing stupid about that at all.

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