If anyone, and I mean anyone, says that they are a fan of the game of baseball. Then they know not only who Barry Bonds is, but also how good he was in his prime. And yes, I know the man took steroids. Anyone with two working eyes could see that he was on the juice. Bonds was taking more shots on the ass than Lisa Ann.
That is all true, no doubt. But not only was he the best player every single time he touched the diamond. He might have been the best player to ever lace up a pair cleats, period. He is the all time leading home run hitter even though he is the all time leader in walks. That’s some straight up g shit. So, if I’m being perfectly honest, the baseball purest of the world need to just step in front of a foul ball.
I can almost guarantee there’s already a player in the hall of fame that just never got caught. I don’t know who it would be, but it’s almost impossible to think someone didn’t slip through the cracks. Baseball players were doing steroids about as much as Tyrone Biggums was making peanut butter and crack sandwiches. So it’s highly likely to have happened as some point.
The man was the definition of consistency, and single handily carried baseball on his back for years. The dude hit 762 home runs!!! Bonds messed around and hit a home run every 12.92 at bats. I don’t even hit the bong on that consistent of a basis.
Maybe everyone else should have just taken steroids too, how bout that. Then maybe they wouldn’t have acted like bitches when playing him. Cause the dude got walked over 2500 times for fuck sake. The people wanna see the long ball, what’s so hard to understand about that.
Not to mention, he still had to swing and hit a round ball with a round bat. In my own experience, I can say, that is not always an easy thing to do. And I was also just playing other teenagers, who were still stoned after skipping 5th period. They weren’t other professional players who throw upwards of 90+ mph…Barry Bonds is a Hall of Famer and should have been in a long time ago. And that’s about as obvious as saying Tyrone Biggums loves crack.